Lyrics:

Up In The Morning
work Like A Dog
is Better Than Sitting
like A Bump On A Log
mind All Your Manners
be Quiet As A Mouse
some Day You'll Own A Home
that's As Big As A House

i Know A Fella
he Eats Like A Horse
knocks His Old Balls
round The Old Golf Course
you Oughta See His Wife
she's A Cute Little Dish
she Smokes Like A Chimney
and Drinks Like A Fish

there's A Big Old Goofy Man
dancing With A Big Old Goofy Girl
ooh Baby
it's A Big Old Goofy World

now Elvis Had A Woman
with A Head Like A Rock
i Wished I Had A Woman
that Made My Knees Knock
she'd Sing Like An Angel
and Eat Like A Bird
and If I Wrote A Song
she'd Know Ever Single Word

kiss A Little Baby
give The World A Smile
if You Take An Inch
give 'em Back A Mile
cause If You Lie Like A Rug
and You Don't Give A Damn
you're Never Gonna Be
as Happy As A Clam

so I'm Sitting In A Hotel
trying To Write A Song
my Head Is Just As Empty
as The Day Is Long
why It's Clear As A Bell
i Should Have Gone To School
i'd Be Wise As An Owl
stead Of Stubborn As A Mule.