Lyrics:

Down at the arcade, the defender is there
Down off of Broadway, he's there playing his games
It's very dangerous putting money down on Robotron
Oh, I'm the great defender, and I really know just how to get along
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Oh, I'm the great defender
And I really think I've got it made
A fistful of quarters, a 50 dollar stake
Life is a gamble on videotape
I called a disc jockey to dedicate a song to Blair
It's the temps singing, 'I'll be there'
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Oh, I'm the great defender
And I really think I've got it made

The president called to give me the news
I've been awarded the Nobel Prize in rhythm and blues
And Stevie Wonder wants to record one of my songs
Oh, I'm the great defender, and I really know just how to get along
Oh, I'm the great defender, listen to my song
I really hope you like it, it isn't very long
It's rooted in the '50s, but its heart's in 1984
And if you really like it, then I sing it for you once more
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Oh, I'm the great defender
And I really think I've got it made
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Down at the arcade, down at the arcade
Oh, I'm a great defender