Lyrics:

The greek sun
Made you lovely
But attacked me with it's rays
I fell asleep
And burned so badly
I could barely move
For the first few days
The girls in front
All lay topless
I did my best not to look
But you could see
Right through my glasses
As I pretended
To read my book
We went for dinner
Then tried the cocktails
And drank our way through the list
For the first time in ages
We just sat and chatted
Then staggered home happy
Tanned and pissed