Lyrics:

When we were last here
We named our offspring
But we never even did it
We never really did anything
We shared a birthday
So we shared a do
And they cooked my/your clothes
When I was upstairs with you
I/you did the sheet trick
And you/I did a yawn
So I/you went out with the boys
Stealing the milk at dawn
I was a virgin
And you were on holiday
I'd had seven glasses
When she asked me to stay
So I let the wine decide
What I should do
At least I was careful
I remember it was blue