Lyrics:

[The back alley cat fight made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out
A pink dragon with light blue horns that shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fire

It worked on them, a toy like that
I'm back in bed, just like that
Now, it's 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor's yelling
He wants to know which cat was winning

Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don't give 'em what they want

Well, it's just another night and another round of screaming cat fights
What's the thing they're fighting over now and is it worth the ticket price?

Animals of territory
Losing every ounce of glory
While the claws and pulling hair get top attention, need I mention, no one's trying an intervention

Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don't give 'em what they want

Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don't give 'em what they want

Well, she started eyes at me
Who does she think she is?
Don't you know who I am?
Well, that was a show for you
It's all you're gonna see
'Cause we don't believe

Now there's a conspiracy and I think we should test a theory
Let's stage the biggest cat fight ever seen in history and then
When they get excited, turn around and be united
So they'll know forever, when we're together, that they'll never be able to set us against each other

Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don't give 'em what they want

Cat fight
Everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds
Don't give 'em what they want
Don't give 'em what they want
Don't give them what they want]