Lyrics:

Don't try selling me a heartbreak
'Cause I can't take another sales pitch
You don't wanna be the last one
Who's no fun, the one that's always left behind
I know it's hard to see clearly all of the time
So, go do what you want
And I'll try hard to be more understanding
But I don't want to live like that
Under your thumb, behind your back
I just wanna be there to see the last laugh
I'll try killin' you with kindness
Forget the mindless things I might have said
And I won't try to catch you, or stop you
From doing what you think is right
I look the other way
Maybe I was wrong this one time
It's got to be hard when the rest of the worlds gone crazy around you
But I don't want to live like that
Under your thumb, behind your back
I just wanna be there to see the last laugh


Back and forth you swing from routine to obscene
And I know that you're just like me
And that's exactly what I like about you
I guess I'm probably insane
Two by four is what I'd use to smack you upside your head
'Cause you drive me crazy
So don't keep singing me your sad song
It's been so long since I've gotten through
And I'm not gonna be the last one
Who's no fun, the one that's always left behind
Don't get me wrong when I don't tell you what you wanna hear
And go do what you want
And I'll try hard to be more understanding
But I don't want to live like that
Under your thumb, behind your back
I just wanna be there to see the last laugh