Lyrics:

(George Clinton)

Uh-huh, AHH HAH! OOH YEAH!
Treat me bad, and I'll take it
Throw your ball I'll run and chase it
Fetch you the newspaper
Treat me good, I'll do you tricks
When you need, I'll catch a fix
Love me an' I'm in your favor
I said a dog is man's best friend!
I said a dog is girl's best friend!
Oh a fox, can be foxy
And brother wolf, he's the guy
Chased Red through the woods and ate grandma
But a dog is a dog is a dog is a dog
Unlike the wolf who made a widower of grandpa
I'm like a St. Bernard to you baby when you're lost out in the snow
I'll be like Santa Claus in the desert
Say you sho' can use some snow
Provin' dog is man's best friend
(Sir Nose)
Ohh this sounds familiar
Let me stick my nose in this
And see who do I smell this time, ahahahaha!
(George Clinton)
Oooh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, AHH HAH YEAH!
Pat my back, pat my back
Pat my back, I'm contented
Watch my tail and I will wag it
Fetch you the newspaper
Extend your hand and I will lick it
Toss a stick, I'll run and get it
For just a bone I'll be forever in your favor
Standing guard in the yard
(Repeat 2X)
A dog is man's best friend (Standing on guard)
A dog is girl's best friend (Standing guard in the yard)

And don't forget puppy love!
And remember, my bite is rough
Much worse than my bark
An out of control dog, woof!
Tear the roof off!

Dog, is man's best friend, HIS BEST FRIEND!
Dog is a woman's best friend
I said dog, is man's best friend
(George Clinton)
Extend your hand and I will lick it
Toss the stick I'll run and get it
Just a bone I'll be forever in your favor
Standing dog in the yard, GUARRRD!

(Repeat 2X)
Oh we keep turnin ya on, keep turnin ya on
We, keep turnin ya on

Hey, Hey Owwwww!
A 1430, WNJL, on radio
A 1430, WNJL
Don't touch that radio 3X

Don't touch that knoooob AH!!
W-B-L-S
Don't touch that radio 2X
Don't touch that knoooob-AH!!
(Repeat 3X)
Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts
Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts
Don't touch that radio 2X
Don't touch that knoooob-AH!!
(Repeat 3X)
Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts
Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts
Don't touch that radio 2X
Don't touch that knoooob-AH!!
(George Clinton)

They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the flo'
They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the flo'
Don't touch that radio 3X

Don't touch that dial!
(Repeat 2X)
Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts

They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the flo'
They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the flo'
Don't touch that radio 3X

Don't touch that knoooob! 3X

Hah hah hahhh

Living radio, where sounds are seen
Calling out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Ooooh, sugar pie, honey bunch
You know that I love you

Certain things rearrange
And the world, puts on, a new face
Oooh-oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh-oha-ohh-ohh-ohh
(Repeat 2X)
Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts

Don't touch that radio 2X
Don't touch that knoooob-AH!!
They drive you up the wall (don't touch that knob)
We drive you on the flo'
They drive you up the wall (don't touch that knob)
We drive you on the flo'
They drive you up the wall (don't touch the knob)
We'll drive you on the flo'

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
92, J-D-U, we keep turnin you on, keep turnin you on
We, keep you turnin you on
(George Clinton)
Here's my chance, to disc my way
Out of my constrictions
Uh-huh, AHH-HAH!
Feet don't fail me now
Can I get it on the good foot, GOOD GOD!
(Repeat 8X)
More bounce, to the ounce

Get on the danceflo' baby, heyyy!
Give it up, more bounce, to the ounce
(Repeat 2X)

Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts

We gonna drive you nuts 2X
(Repeat 5X)

Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts

Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive y'all nuts
W-E-F-U-N-K, we FUNK
Where we get on your good note
Baby love, my baby love!
I miss you, oooh long to kiss you love!
Baby baby baby!
You need
Unless you wanna get on your knees, throw down 4X

(Repeat 2X)

They drive you up the wall
We drive you on the flo'

That radio
Ah don't touch that radio
(Repeat 2x)
Ah don't touch that KNOB!!!
Don't touch them knobs
(Repeat 2X)
Like Planet Rock, we just don't stop
We're gonna drive you nuts

Ah don't touch that radio
Don't, touch that knob (oops)
SHUT UP!

(Repeat 3X to fade)
Do doo doo doo doo, DOG!!