Lyrics:

I woke up at the crack of dawn
I brushed her hair out of my eyes and I said 'so long'
To a one night stand I couldn't stand no more
How was I to know she'd come knockin' on my door?
Get her out of here, now!

Nine months later
She's ringin' my doorbell
Nine months later
I ain't feelin' too well

Who woulda thought, who could ever surmise?
That chick would hunt me down like the FBI?
Callin' all cars, put out an APB
Because this papoose that she's totin' looks alot like me
Get it outta here, now!

Nine months later
She's knockin' on my door
Nine months later
I can't take it no more

Listen here boys to these words of wit
It's not attached to you
You're attached to it
If you don't wanna live this life of shame
Be sure to wear your rubbers when it rains
And when it rains it pours

Nine months later
She's ringin' my doorbell
Nine months later
I ain't feelin' too well
Nine months later
Dawn, go away I'm no good for you - get away from my door, now
Nine months later
You're havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Nine months later
I'm a travelin' man, I made alot of stops
All over the world