Lyrics:

My heart don't skip
My gang don't trip
I don't get wet when I take a little dip
I can catch a couple fish if the water don't swish
I keep a cool head when I'm using my fists
I can't complain
I stay pretty dry in the rain
But since you put me on the spot
I guess I'd have to say
I'm living fair to middlin' nearly 'bout every day
Doin' well I suppose
My dog's got a good nose
I got a house and a yard and a long garden hose
I know how to stop more often than not
When I need to bind a bundle I can make a good knot