Lyrics:

At the dance I was feeling so blue
'Cause I looked around but I couldn't see
Anyone in the crowd that I knew
Was a conservative, a conservative
Then it happened while I prayed that I would
Find that someone, someone for me
It was then you said, "Baby, it's good to see
A conservative, a conservative"
Our hearts were beating as they were beating
While we danced from side to side
The others watched us and said we'd been missing
Something great we never tried
All at once I was feeling so glad
From that moment when I could find
The best dancer that I ever had
A conservative, a conservative