Lyrics:

Record Dealer : Well Mr. Samaducious
Mr. Sarsippius. C'mon now, say it right
Record Dealer: Yes Sir
Mr. Sarsippius: Say it with pleasure
Record Dealer: Yes, ah, it's been a pleasure having you here...
Mr. Sarsippius: Thank you very much, thank you very much
Record Dealer: Ah, were not gonna need any more vocals on this set...
Mr. Sarsippius: What?
Record Dealer: Well, basically your voice doesn't fit in, we appreciate you coming down...
Mr. Sarsippius: My voice don't fit, what, me?
Record Dealer: I show you the door, get a few little candies on your way out...
Mr. Sarsippius: I don't want no candies, you know I don't need that kinda stuff, makes my scales break out. This is recocoulous. What do you mean?
Record Dealer: Well it's&I, I just got the word they told me on the headphone...
Mr. Sarsippius: Word from who ? I didnt get no word...
Record Dealer: They said it's not the right part, we appreciate it, Sir, please, say we don't have no problem, so I don't have to call...
Mr. Sarsippius: Don't call nobody, call my agent, he will talk to you about this, you're square to white...
Record Dealer: I ask you, really, it's&it's finally, they gave me the word, the fellas are gonna be down here, they gonna have to use this studio...
Mr. Sarsippius: What fellas? I'm here now to do the tracks, listen to the tracks
Record Dealer: It's not working, you know, it's not, you tried a couple'a songs, it's fine, we appreciate it, I have to ask you to leave now, sir, please
Mr. Sarsippius: I'm going nowhere 'til I do my tracks, that was the contract, let's do it
Record Dealer: There's no contract, we have no contract, you're auditioning & and when the people...
Mr. Sarsippius: What about my points?
Record Dealer: Ahm, I give you a good point, get your booty outta here before I call the police...
Mr. Sarsippius: Aahhhh, wait a minute, don't touch my booty...
Record Dealer: I'm not touching... Ah, yes, can we get some security down here...
Mr. Sarsippius: Don't need no security... I'll take them all on, bring them to me...
Record Dealer: Sorry, Sir, please there's not going...
Mr. Sarsippius: Hooold on
Security Officer: Hm, security calling?
Record Dealer: Yes, hm, we got this, I don't know, this...
Security Officer: Excuse me, sir, this is a private session...
Mr. Sarsippius: Why, don't touch me...
Security Officer: Get him back from me, I button you...
Record Dealer: Here, get this..get this..get this leash on him...
Mr. Sarsippius: Roughing your neck, juice-headed freak...
Record Dealer: That's it, call the...call the zoo, eh, eh, eh, eh, he's got me, he's got me, got jammed with his horn...
Mr. Sarsippius: Don't touch my kudos...
Record Dealer: Oookay, animal control