Lyrics:

That was bad, bad music.
And there is nothing as bad
in this world as bad music.

- You know you can record
over tapes? -No.

That was a novelty act.
You want to have actual
sexual intercourse, right?

- Yeah. What, what?

- The girl.
It's all about the girl,
isn't it?

- Yeah, the girl, yeah.

- And you're gonna use
somebody else's art to get her?
Are you kidding?

We're just starting.
We need to learn how to play.

Did the Sex Pistols
know how to play?
You don't need to know
how to play. Who are you?
Steely Dan? You need to learn
how not to play, Conor.
That's the trick.
That's rock and roll.
And that takes practice.
And you're not a covers band,
by the way.

- Really?

- No.
Every school has a covers band.
Every pub has a covers band.
Every wedding has a covers band.
And every covers band
has a middle-aged member
who'll never know
whether they could've made it
in the music industry or not
because they never
had the balls
to write a song
for someone else.
Rock and roll is a risk.
You risk being ridiculed.

But I don't know
how to write a song.

Close that door and sit down.

- Really?

- It's gonna be a long night.

I've school in the morning.

This is school.

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