Lyrics:

Sit down in the chair don't be afraid. Steamed hot towel on my face.

I was shaved. [x3]

Barney ties me to the chair. I can't see I'm really scared.
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip. Pee-pee pressed against my lips.

I was shaved. [x3]

I sense others in the room. Opie, Aunt be I presume.
They take turns and cut me up. I die smothered in Andy's snot.

I was shave. [x3]
Nirvana Floyd The Barber