Lyrics:

I came home one night, tuned my TV in
My favorite show was about to begin
As I was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then I was sure that within a while
I'd be stuck in a pagoda
With Tritia Toyota
We'd be watching Abe Vigoda
And then everything would be fine
Later that night we went for a drive
And I could say I never felt more alive
Taking in the sights of old Tokyo
With Tritia by my side and money to blow
I knew that I never wanted to let her go
I'd be stuck in a pagoda
With Tritia Toyota
We'd be watching Abe Vigoda
And then everything would be fine

I was stuck in a pagoda
With Tritia Toyota
We were watching Abe Vigoda
And then everything will be fine

Always in a daze, always in a dream
Always find that things are not what they seem
A little Asian goddess sent from up above
Thank you NBC for sending my love
I tell ya she's the one I've been dreaming of
To be stuck in a pagoda
With Tritia Toyota
We'd be watching Abe Vigoda
And then everything will be fine
Stuck in a pagoda
With Tritia Toyota
We'll be watching Abe Vigoda
And then everything will be fine
My my my my
And then she’ll be mine