Lyrics:

Standing by the cig machine
Trying to pick up girls
Have my plastic cigarette
I can't smoke

She's pulling at the levers
She's glancing at my bulge
I'm 22 now
And I got a nice cock

I have my very own cig machine
Up in my room
Come on up and try it, girls
I'll do the rest

Last time I saw her
Standing by the cig machine
Kicked the TV off the shelf
Bought another case of beer
Took another puff
Off my plastic cigarette