Lyrics:

Across the loch, on the mountain side
There lives a lovely lassie I would see tonight
But I haven't got an automobile
And my bicycle has got a broken wheel

So I'll be floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
My monster's always with me, he's my very special friend
I'm going to see my lassie, Sue Magoo
And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too

When I was wee, at the age of three
That's when I noticed that there was a monster very close to me
Though at that time, he was only small
We grew together and now he has grown quite tall

And I'll be floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
My monster's always with me, he's my very special friend
I'm going to see my lassie, Sue Magoo
And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too

And now I am a big strappin' man
And Sue Magoo and I go riding every chance we can
And together, we three ride the swells
And one day we heard the wedding bells


But ten years later, well, things had changed
'Cause Sue got angry and she had my monster rearranged
And although once we were inseparable
The damage was irreparable
And now he's floating in a mason jar
And I swear I see him dancing when I'm playing my guitar

Oh, I'll be floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
My monster's always with me, he's my very special friend
I'm going to see my lassie, Sue Magoo
And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too
And I'll be floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
My monster's always with me, he's my very special friend
I'm going to see my lassie, Sue Magoo
And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too

Across the loch with my monster jock