Lyrics:

The little furry dice you have
That hang in front of you
Epitomizes what you are
And everything you do

And there are town clowns and pretty boys
And there are town clowns and pretty boys

Your idea of a good time
Is some beer and then a fight
And singin' songs 'bout the farm's
The highlight of your night

And there are town clowns and pretty boys
And there are town clowns and pretty boys

Do you like your new car stereo?
That's a quality suit, Where'd you get it from?

I'll mercifully scrutinize
The meaning of your life
You do the same things every day
Like millions of mice

And there are town clowns and pretty boys
And there are town clowns and pretty boys

Do you like your new car stereo?
That's a quality suit, Where'd you get it from?

First you're born
Then you're sad
Then you die

First you're born
Then you're sad
Then you die

First you're born
Then you're sad
Then you die

First you're born
Then you're sad
Then you die

And there are town clowns and pretty boys
And there are town clowns and pretty boys

Do you like your new car stereo?
That's a quality suit, Where'd you get it from?

Do you like your new car stereo?
That's a quality suit, Where'd you get it from?

Town clowns and pretty boys
Town clowns and pretty boys
Town clowns and pretty boys
Town clowns