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HAUL AWAY THE WHALEBy Jimmy RankinIn nineteen hundred and ninety fourA whale washed up on the Western shoreWay haul awayHaul away the whaleWe rushed down to the courthouse thereTo hear the case and the judge declareWay haul awayHaul away the whaleChorus:Fifty tons of TNTWe’ll blow that beast right back to seaWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRoute 19 Judique on the FloorWe drained the tapsCrawled back for moreWay haul awayHaul away the whaleA brawl broke out at the AdmiralOne left hook and down he fellWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRepeat ChorusStrathlorne girls are mighty feyThey’ll dance all night and sleep all dayWay haul awayHaul away the whaleBut old Mabou is the place to beIf you like your shine and your homemade cheeseWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRepeat ChorusThe day was in one hell of a messAs we rolled out for InvernessWay haul awayHaul away the whaleAt the bar and below the weatherThe band sang outWe’ll go togetherWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRepeat chorusThat sweet lass from DunveganShe stepped out and I stepped inWay haul awayHaul away the whaleShe said if you’re passing through MargareeYou must stop in for toast and meWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRepeat chorusAlong the shores of CheticampThe people are fineBut the weather is dampWay haul awayHaul away the whaleFurther up in IngonishThey serve frosting with their fishWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRepeat chorusI knew a lad from Whitney PierWith a lamp in the darkHe’d hunt for deerLate one nightThe light grew dimThe law came aroundAnd arrested himWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRepeat ChorusThis story has a tragic sideThey blew that beast to PEIWay haul awayHaul away the whaleRepeat Chorus