Lyrics:

Went to the fish shop (babopbedop)
Went to the chip shop (babopbedop)
Went to the burger shop (babopbedop)
Didn't have the right stuff
Hey hey I want Chinese Takeaway
Hey Hey, woo woo woo
Went to the places
Didn't see their faces
No Television
No Competition
Hey hey I want Chinese Takeaway
Hey Hey, woo woo woo
Now I'm in the right shop (babopbedop)
To stop my hunger (babopbedop)
Can't make my mind up (babopbedop)
I'll just pick a number (boopboop)
Hey hey I ordered Chinese Takeaway
Hey Hey, woo woo woo