I could get a piece of meat From a barren tree Nothing ever spoiled on me You brought this You dipshit Nothing ever spoiled on me That cloud stomps around my house Does whatever it pleases It teases me What the hell? Never was a baritone Till you stepped in Never dried my halters on the line This hairdo's truly evil I'm not sure it's mine You're so tall It's like I climb a waterfall That cloud stomps around my house Does whatever it pleases It teases me What I said was get me a drink Alright? What am I supposed to sit And look at you all night? All girls cry Like I said, I don't know why