Lyrics:

I Was Down In L.a. Town
when Our Manager Said 'jump'
i Threw My Clothes And My Saxophone
in A Two By Four-Bit Trunk
i Pushed It To The Airport
and I Ran To The Ticket Line
man Said 'son, You Could Have Saved The Run
those Airplanes Just Quit Flyin'

if I Can't Leave Here
i Just Might Stay
and That L.a. Flyway
is Goin' To Be My Home

i Ran Through The Terminal Building
to Fly By My Airline
the Man Said I Could Ride The Wing
and I Said That Was Fine
he Said I'll Confirm Your Reservation
and Put The Plane On Hold
he Come Back And Said 'sorry
but That Wing Space Just Been Sold'

if I Can't Leave Here
i Just Might Stay
and That L.a. Flyway
is Goin' To Be My Home

i Walked Into The Washroom
and I Built Myself A Fire
threw On Lots Of Paper
and The Flames Kept Gettin' Higher
the Janitor Come Runnin' In
so Scared His Face Was White
so, I Explained My Situation
he Said 'that's All Right'

if I Can't Leave Here
i Just Might Stay
and That L.a. Flyway
is Goin' To Be My Home

next Day I Thought That I Would Leave
so I Packed My Things Again
i Waited Fourteen Hours
for A Taxi To Come In
i Spotted One That Wasn't Full
and I Threw Myself In Fast
the Driver Said 'i'm Sorry
but This Taxi's Out Of Gas'

if I Can't Leave Here
i Just Might Stay
and That L.a. Flyway
is Goin' To Be My Home