Lyrics:

I want a bowlegged woman that`s all
I want a bowlegged woman that`s tall
I`ll fall in love with her right from the startBecause her big fat legs are so far apart

I want a bowlegged woman right now
I want to find me a gal somehow
She`s got to be built like an ol` bass fiddle
Big bowed legs with plenty room in the middle
Got to be on my way
To find a bowlegged woman today

He wants a bowlegged woman... yeah
He wants a bowlegged woman... boy
I`ll fall in love with her right from the start
Because her big fat legs are so far apart

He wants a bowlegged woman... divine
A bowlegged woman that`s fine
She don`t have to be no glamour gal
But she`s got to have hoops like an ol` beer barrel
Got to be on my way
To find a bowlegged woman today

I found a bowlegged woman last night (yeah!)
And man, she was really all right
She had a solid straddle
When she came into battle
I dropped dead in the saddle
You couldn`t hear a rattle
And there was nobody there to run and tattle

Got to be on my way
To find a bowlegged woman today, I say
My woman with big bowed legs