Now that you've got over your operation We've arranged for you to have a well deserved vacation We all clubbed together just to round up the fee To give you a month to sit just watching the sea
Have a pleasant convalescence We all wish you well
It's ever so sunny with lots of picture windows Hundreds of aspidistras placed in tidy rows Nice friendly people and there's plenty of tea I'm sure that you will like it, how I wish it were me
No time to get bored, there's conversations Discussing the minor detail of everyone's operations You can take it easy and your bed will be made At nine o'clock every evening they serve Lucozade