Lyrics:

Help Me, 911 Operator, Got A Friday Night Emergency
i Need Nursin' 'cause I'm Hurtin' From A Long Week Workin'
and I'm Thirstin' For A Remedy

i Need A Red-Head, Brunette, Or Blonde
angel Have Mercy That Will Put Me Through Intensive Care
there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere

hang On, Don't Hang Up On Me Lady
gotta Take Me To The Promised Land
'cause I'm Dying To See Something Like A Jukejoint Jumpin'
to The Thumpin' Little Five Piece Band

i Need A Red Dirt 'n' Swingin'
anything That's Country
karaoke, I Don't Care
there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere

there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere
there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk
girl You Gotta Get Me There

i've Tried The Phone At The Road
mapped Siri, Where's The Party At
that Ain't Got Me Anywhere
there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere

last Call, Answer Operater
i'm Afraid I'm Runnin' Out Of Time
i Know I Sound Broken But I Just Keep Hopin'
for An Open Glowin' Neon Sign

maybe This Is Crazy But I'm Thinkin' Baby
maybe Later You Could Meet Me There
there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere

there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere
there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk
girl You Gotta Get Me There

i've Tried The Phone At The Road
mapped Siri, Where's The Party At
that Ain't Got Me Anywhere
there's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere
out There's Gotta Be A Honky-Tonk Somewhere