Lyrics:

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom

Yea I used to be a dancer
At the local strip club
But now I know
my right way from my wrong

(Yeah, Yeah)

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister
and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now..

I am The Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!

Really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different
Now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my highschool prom
Yes I used to be a real wild child
But now..

I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom (x4)

(Where do all..) Where do all..
The pornstars go
When the lights go down?
(I wonder where..) I wonder where..
All the pornstars go
Cuz when you need one
They are never around!!

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican wives
They all have BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican children
BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican lives

Where do all..
The pornstars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the pornstars go
They all become..

Volvo Driving Soccer Moms!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Oh.. Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

(weird voice) Volvo Driving Soccer Mom...