Lyrics:

[Intro: Don Cannon]
Greenhouse Effect Volume 1!
Asher Roth!
Don Cannon!

[Hook: Asher Roth] x2
I got the fresh bowl cut, curly blond locks
LA Gears light up when I walk, floss
And my Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls match my He-Man lunch box

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
Overall, probably say I was an 8
Only cause I was running a slightly bit late
For my first day of first grade with Ms. Smith
Who sat across the way, was the chick Meredith
The hottest girl I knew at the age of 6
Bow matched the shoes, shoes matched the dress
I'm an anxious kid, so this is dangerous
Start sweatin', gettin' nervous, feelin' strange as shit
Now it's lunchtime, I'm drinking milk
Brain starts to panic, room starts to tilt
I'm feelin' nauseous, stomach doin' flips
Then up comes my lunch right on to Meredith
A little on her lap, more so on her black shoes
'Sorry,' I said 'Couldn't wait until the bathroom.'
'I feel so bad, how do I make it up to you?
Can I pick you up on my bike after school like...'