Lyrics:

Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school!

Everything is a source of fun. (chuckle)

Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (chuckle)

Life is a joke that's just begun! (chuckle)

Three little maids from school!
Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary —
Three little maids from school
Three little maids from school!

One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum —

Two little maids in attendance come —

Three little maids is the total sum

Three little maids from school!

From three little maids take one away

Two little maids remain, and they —

Won't have to wait very long, they say —
Three little maids from school!

Three little maids from school!

Three little maids who, all unwary
Come from a ladies' seminary
Freed from its genius tutelary —

Three little maids from school!

Three little maids from school!