Lyrics:

There was this boy, his name was Jerry He had a girl, her name was Sally They were so happy, so much in love Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus A few years later, they got married They had two kids and a dog named Spot They were so happy, so much in love Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur Chorus: The perfect family, Jerry and Sally The perfect family The perfect family, Jerry and Sally The perfect family Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot But they remember their promise to God Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care