Lyrics:

me

I've Never Had A Filling And I've Got Blue Eyes
I've Got Every Kind Of Lipstick You Can Buy
I've Got 3 Cupboards For My Shoes
And A Mirror That Always Tells The Truth
I've Got Clothes In Case It's Hot
Clothes For When It's Cold
But Still I Don't Know What To Wear
What To Wear Tonight

I've Got The Concentration Of A Small Child
Patience - Well, Not All The Time
A Wounded Look And A Silly Smile
That Always Gets Me What I Want
I've Got A Garden, But It Has No Grass
It's Got Plastic Chairs And The Tables Glass
My Cat At Home Thinks It's A Dog
And Who Am I To Judge If That's All?

I've Got A Lot Of Cards On My Shelf
Everyone Of Them Written To Myself
I've Got A Million Pounds In The Bank
(Don't Be Silly You Haven't Been To A Bank In Your Life)
There's A Woman Next Door Who Robbed A Bank
A Man Upstairs Who Likes To Drink
And Sing To Us At 3 In The Morning
I've Got 5 Best Friends, 2 Parents And A Brother
And A Man At Home Who Likes To Think
That Every Song's Written For Him
So This One's For You