Lyrics:

[Ricky Walters] Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes It is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight... Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!! Doing their smash hit, ';Mona Lisa,'; you know, like the picture? Anyway, I'd like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty [Ricky] Oh your majesty... [Slick] Hmm? [Ricky] Can I kiss your hand? [Slick] Mm-hmm [Ricky] (kisses his hand loudly) [Slick] Enough! [Ricky] Come your highness.. they await you.. [Slick Rick] Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what? Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you.. YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, ';Excuse me, dear my gosh, you look nice! Put away your money I'll buy that slice!'; She said, ';Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you'; The compliment showed she had a mind in her And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her She said, ';Great Scott! Are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth'; Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny So I said, ';No child, I work hard for the money And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!) Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet'; She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard Me! ';Well what's your name, son?'; ';MC Ricky D,'; but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee ';I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah) Please sit, and tell me a little about your past'; She said, ';