Lyrics:

massacres, violence film at 10 media
scumbags strike a gain shove a
microphone in some poor guys
face so your ratings can soar to
outer space ken and barbie on
location pretty newsman masturbation
not a way to spend my afternoon
i'd rather eat doritos and watch
cartoons channel 8 and the daily
times make sure we don't forget
those nasty crimes keep your tv
on and stay inside or
you'll end up a victim of homocide