Lyrics:

I'm immature, I talk a lot
I'm a lying, cheating little snot
I smell bad, I don't comb my hair
I steal from work, I don't fight fair

I can't stand myself
I can't stand myself

Girls are repulsed by the sight of me
I slouch and I don't brush my teeth
Don't have a job, don't go to school
And worst of all, I think I'm cool

I can't stand myself
I can't stand myself