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She took me into her lovely home Called Nicaragua on the phone read Art of Loving by Erich Fromme She made enchiladas for me man I won't take advantage of her and I won't even ask her to book my band Kamala's too nice I'm such a dick Kamala's too nice and I'm a pig Kamala's too nice she makes me sick I sit in her apartment acting rude Eat mashed potatoes in the nude She don't care cause she's totally way rad dude I keep her television on all night and tell her she's wrong cause I'm always right