Lyrics:
Let me tell you about a friendShe contends she will always love meIt's this ability to lie and deceiveThat has lost me completelyI could remind her of the factsMake her calm down and relaxBut why bother?It's the shallowest defenseTo my utter astonishment it is overThat little girl she wants to leave meThat little girl wants something more.I'm optimistically inclinedGiven time she'll change her mindIt's unlikelyLet me tell you about a friendShe contends she will always love meIf you look at her sidewaysShe will let you knowToday's the day the earth stole heavenIf you look at her sidewaysShe will curse you outToday's the day the earth stole heavenIf you look at her sidewaysThere can be no doubt