Lyrics:

Now I'm A Toreador I Am For Sure I Kill Bulls By The Score And Sometimes More And When They Hear The Bell Ring Inside The Bullring The Bullocks All Start Trembling They Know I'm Coming I'm Don Alfonso Some Call Me Pedro But That Is Not So I'm Don Alfonso I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain Out In Sunny Spain I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine And I Fought Them In The Rain I'm Don Alfonso I Work For Oxo And All The Bullocks Are Affraid Of Me Oh My Sword I Pull Kill Si Bull Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full Then We Have Steak And Chips For Tea I Met A Sweet Seora In Barcelona Her Christian Name Was Mona She Was Thumbs Up Bona She Told Me She Was Single That Made Me Tingle My Heart Went Jingle Jingle I Said: Let's Mingle I'm Don Alfonso Some Call Me Pedro But That Is Not So I'm Don Alfonso I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain Out In Sunny Spain I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine And I Fought Bulls In The Rain I'm Don Alfonso I Work For Oxo And All The Bullocks Are Affraid Of Me Oh My Sword I Pull Kill Si Bull Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full Then We Have Fully Beff For Tea (Repeat Two Times) I Fight Bulls Every Sunday And Sometimes Monday And When I Fight On Sunday We've Cold Meat Monday We Have Meat Hash On Tuesday Sometimes Hashed Wednesday We Don't Eat Meat On Friday We Wait Till Sunday I'm Don Alfonso Some Call Me Pedro But That Is Not So I'm Don Alfonso I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain Out In Sunny Spain I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine And We Fought Bulls In The Rain I'