My cat accountant taps his furry head His visor's green and all my numbers are red His little lamp is burning all the time And what is his used to be mine His calculating is so round about Einstein and Hawking couldn't figure it out Bill Gates and Midas wouldn't make a dime With my CPA feline If you saw him on the street you'd never guess What those pencils in his pocket sleeve are for He may look soft and sweet but now hear this He's a ruthless little cat entrepreneur Bottom line and business to the core He zips through my room in his racing car He dips his beetles into caviar He has his snowboards jetted in from France And he busts a sag in Baggy black leather pants If you're staying in a really nice hotel And a white cat takes the table next to you You will find his dining charges on your bill With his room and tax and transportation too And there will not be a thing that you can do He is a tiger at the driving range He keeps a locker at the stock exchange Even his cell phone has a diamond ring And all day long I hear it sing Ca-ching ca-ching Ca-ching ca-ching Ca-ching ca-ching ca-ching