Lyrics:

Well, I met a little chicken at the bar and grill
She said, 'Hey dad, you really give me a thrill
I really love the way you sing that song
Hey. there cat can really go whole hog'
I said, 'Wait a minute, kitty, I'm no cat
Well, I'm a dog'

So I took the little kitten out for a date
Boy, she's something special and life was great
Until we got her home and walked through her door
She started looking at me like she was a bit bored
Her eyes started buggin' just like a frog
She said, 'Wait a minute daddy, I don't kiss dogs'
A rockin' dog
A rockin' dog
She said wait a minute daddy, you're no cat
Well, you're a dog (whoa)

And now I call my little kitten up on the phone
Another man answers, sayin' she's not at home
She never let's me in when I come to knock
She's always goin' out with some double-talkin' Jock
I've got to stop sitting like a bump on a log
I've got a reputation as a rockin' dog
A rockin' dog
A rockin' dog
I've got to stop sittin' like a bump on a log
I've got a reputation as a rockin' dog
A rockin' dog (woo-hoo)
A rockin' dog
I've got to stop sittin' like a bump on a log
I've got a reputation as a rockin' dog