Lyrics:

Verse 1
a
well There Ain't Many Sheilas Where I Come From
e
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
'n' They Recon I Got The Ugliest One
a
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
'n' If Ya Had A Dog That Looked Like That
d
you'd Shave Its Arse 'n' Teach It To Walk Backwards
e
but You Couldn't Teach An Animal To Fuck Like That
a
so She's The Sorta Sheila For Me

chorus (Play This After Each Verse)
e A
yeah, She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
e
she's The Sorta Sheila For Me
she Ain't No Fuckin' Oil Paintin' But
a
she's The Sorta Sheila For Me

extra Verses

verse 2
well There's No Politically Correct Word For Fuckin'
fat
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
bloke Wants To Root Her Gotta Follow A Map
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
but Providing I Can Get Drunk Enough
she's Elli Mcpherson When I'm Upin 'er
and Even Wayne Kerry Wouldn't Bother Tryin' To Fuck 'er
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me

verse 3
she's Got B.o. And She's Got Bad Breath
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
she Looks Like A Buffalo Wearing A Dress
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
she Picks Her Nose And She's Always Fartin'
got Saggy Tits And A Saggy Arse
but I Tell Ya What Mate I'm Fuckin' Laughin'
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me

verse 4
yeah, She Ain't To Pretty And She Ain't To Bright
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
she Chews Tobacco And She Smokes A Pipe
but She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
she's Got The Uglies And She's Got The Stupids
mate Two Short Planks Look Like A Computer
and I Gotta Do This To Get The Courage Up To Root 'er
so She's The Sorta Sheila For Me
play Chorus Twice

end Verse (Use Short Palm Muted Strums)
a A
yeah You Know The Best Bit Is She's Deaf 'n' Dumb
d D
and Her Old Man Dropped Dead And Left Her A Pub
e E
so I'm Not As Fuckin Stupid As You Thought I Was
e A (Normal Strum Pattern)
she's The Sorta Sheila For Me
e A
she's The Sorta Sheila For Me
e A
she's The Sorta Sheila For Me
e A E A
she's The Sorta Sheila For Me