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How about the success of the Subway restaurants. Subway really was a bit of a disappointment you’re like “Hey, Subway eat fresh.” Then you bite in and you’re like “not so fresh.” Even if you’ve never been in a Subway restaurant, you’ve probably smelt the bread exhaust from that subway. But, I go to Subway, not just because it’s fun watching a depressed person make your sandwich. They make it right in front of us, you think they’d do it with a little bit of flair. It’s kind of awkward watching them make your sandwich, wishing the sneeze guard faced the other way. You watch them do everything in those CIA gloves, before they make your sandwich. “Let me just take this trash bag out.” Have you tried those Subway melts, where they heat your sandwich up in that toaster oven from someone’s dorm room. “Is this even a restaurant.” People who work at subway have that look in their eyes like “In my country I was attorney general.