Lyrics:

Producer (Donald Glover): Aw man, Tray, look up at the sky! It's a full moon... on the Sabbath.



Tracy: This is... scary!



Producer: Break it down.







Verse 1



I was working late on my Haftorah



when I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah



I opened it up and to my surprise



there was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes



he says tomorrow my son you will be a man



but tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan



tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray



but tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay







(Chorus 2x)



Werewolf bar mitzvah



Spooky scary



Boys becoming men



Men becoming wolves







Producer: Alright, that was great Tray.



Ok, it's over. That's a wrap! Oh-







Verse 2



The next day what happened, the Talmud didn't teach //Producer: Oh, there's more...



I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech



then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws



and I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws



I growled and I roared and my rabbi did as well



it was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel







Producer: Ey man, where'd you learn all these Jewish words?



Tracy: My manager, Harvey Lemmings.







(Chorus)







Producer: I don't... I-I just don't think this... the idea of the song can substain its self for that long because it...it seems a little sweaty now, so...



Tracy: This whole premise is sweaty.







Verse 3



We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club



they served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub



I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks



we had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes //Producer: Uh-uh...



then I remembered the premise of my song



I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone



so we pulled ourselves together and we're wolfmen again



just in time for monster fight to begin //Producer: Noooo...



all the country club employees were brainsucking pack



who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack //Producer: No, man...



so we fought them and some draculas and frankensteins too



cause you gotta love bar mitzvah, even if you're not a [Arooo~!]







Re-vamp



Werewolf bar mitzvah //Producer: There's no such thing as 'Frankensteins'...



Spooky scary //Producer: ...'steins'.



Boys becoming men //Producer: No plural Frankenstein.



Men becoming wolves







Werewolf bar mitzvah



Kooky hairy



Boys becoming men



Men becoming wolves







Tracy: I don't want this... I don't like this... this is scary! Turning into werewolves and stuff, you know?



Producer: I dunno Tray, I'm not feeling it. This ain't no 'Dick In A Box'.



Tracy: [Arooououou!]



Producer: Mazal tov.