Lyrics:

Your eyes are all wet now

You know that I'm lying

I swear I was only protecting your heart



But there are some reasons

And also some pictures

Which if you saw they would rip you apart

And I won't watch you cry

Goodbye, I'm an asshole



I'm almost a tall guy

And fairly good looking

So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong

I have often wondered

Which one was the taller

My old Alexander or Kubla Khan

And would they watch you cry

Goodbye, I'm an asshole



I was a pig

And never no good

Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood



Your lines are all fading

Your model's all last year

I am still a young man and I need a new car



Your friends will all hate me

But I know I'm smarter

I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star

And she will never

So I won't ever

I won't watch you cry

Goodbye

I won't watch you cry

Goodbye, I'm an asshole