Lyrics:

Lets Put On The Wiggles Pop A Couple Ritalin
papa Dont Blame Mama Or Tell Her How Lazy Shes Been
its Been Prescribed By A Doctor And The Doctor Said It Aint No Sin
so Lets Put On The Wiggles Pop A Couple Ritalin

lets Put On Macgyver Chow A Couple (X)anax Bars
i Dont Need No College Counselor To Tell Me How Lucky I Are
i Lay The Blame On The Clinic And Man Its Got Me This Far
yeah, Lets Put On Macgyver Chow A Couple (X)anax Bars

if Only Dad Would Have Spanked Me Instead
of Dopin Me Up And Messing With My Head
i Might Have Turned Out To Be A Regular Guy
but Its All That I Know And I Gotta Get High

so Lets Put On Some Soul Train And Snort A Little Cocaine
ill Chop Some Lines Maybe One At A Time Till Were Feeling No Pain
ill Bite My Tongue Till Its Numb And Ill Talk Till I Drive You Insane
yeah, Lets Put On Some Soul Train And Snort A Little Cocaine

if Only Dad Would Have Spanked Me Instead
of Dopin Me Up And Messing With My Head
i Might Have Turned Out To Be A Regular Guy
but Its All That I Know And I Gotta Get High

so Lets Put On Some Scooby Doo Smoke A Couple Doobie Doos
ive Been High Since I Was Just A Little Guy In My Underoos
i Sit Around On My Ass Smokin Grass And Watchin Classic Cartoons
yeah, Lets Put On Some Scooby Doo Smoke A Couple Doobie Doos
yeah, Lets Put On Some Scooby Doo Smoke A Couple Doobie Doos