Lyrics:

VERSE
I got my PHD...in heartaches and misery
And a BSN...barstool philosophy
You're my inspiration...for higher education
Now the final test is right in front of me
CHORUS
I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign
I'm gonna to graduate...when you're off my mind
In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band
Drink by drink...takin' a bar exam
VERSE
I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin
Studied every glass and bottle they come in
I pass with flyin' colors...so how 'bout the others
So set'em up...I'm ready to begin
CHORUS
I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign
I'm going to graduate...when you're off my mind
In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band
Drink by drink...I'm takin' a bar exam

VERSE : PLAY AS INSTRUMENTAL
I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin
Studied every glass and bottle they come in
I pass with flyin' colors...so how 'bout the others
So set'em up...I'm ready to begin
CHORUS / VOCALS
Taking a bar exam...under a neon sign
I'm gonna to graduate...when you're off my mind
In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band
Drink by drink..,takin' a bar exam
TAGG
Drink by drink...I'm takin' a bar exam