Lyrics:

'This is going to be the best Christmas ever!'

Everything this year's been a disaster
But I won't let it bother me at all
Nothing's going to bring me down
It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch to stand my happy ground

Refuse to let my family make me crazy
I'm smiling at their insults and their frowns
Ignore the shitty weather, 'cause what counts is we're together
Loving, safe and sound

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this time, you hear?
And If you try to ruin my holiday
I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year

The turkey might have made the children vomit
The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
But I will grin and bear it, and this nightmare, we will share it
Till I get my only wish

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
No act of God or family fight
'Cause if you try to ruin my holiday
I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes
And acid on your flesh

'This is going to be the best Christmas ever.'

Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self
But until that happens, I will just continue laughing
Like one of those creepy retard mutant North Pole elves

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this year, I won't let that be the case
And If you try and ruin my holiday
I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey-eating face, understand me?

'This is going to be the best Christmas ever!'