Lyrics:

Haji was a punk Just like any other boy And he never had no trouble 'Til he started up his oi band Safe in the garage Or singing in the tub Till Haji went too far And he plugged in at the pub 'Twas a cold Christmas Eve When Trevor and the skins Popped in for a pint And to nick a back of crisps Trevor liked the music But not the unity He unwound Haji's turban And he knocked him to his knees If god came down on Christmas Day I know exactly what he'd say He'd say