Lyrics:

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head

He's givin' you the blues

You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed [...but not in his debt]

Here's what you gotta do -

Pick up the phone

I'm always home

Call me any time

Just ring

36 24 36 hey [36 24 36 8]

I lead a life of crime



Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap



You got problems in your life of love

You got a broken heart

(She's) He's double dealin' with your best friend

That's when the teardrops start - fella

Pick up the phone

I'm here alone

Or make a social call

Come right in

Forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball



Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap



If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts -

Pick up the phone

Leave her alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee

I'm happy to be

Your back door man



Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap



Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT

Done Dirt Cheap

Neckties, contracts, high voltage

Done Dirt Cheap