Lyrics:

One Monday morning, I got up late And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck The monkeys got free and they ran amok I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do My office was run by ze studio nurse I came downstairs und what could be worse? Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance They put buggies in my underpants I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Monkeys dance day and night and stew -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do I ran outside to get a stick But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace Nurse:I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Yako:For a nickel, I'll give you a clue Dot:I didn't know your eyes were blue I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do I went to me bath for a shower and shave The monkeys gonna put me into my grave The entire bathroom was laid to waste And they shaved my head with dental toothpaste I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Well by zis time I was feeling dread Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head I asked them to leave but they stayed around Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do-ac