Lyrics:

Yakko  : An anvil's black and shiny
Dot  : It's very heavy too
Wakko  : So watch out, my chubby friend
YW+D  : Or one will fall on you!
Baloney: (spoken) On me? Heh hah huh huh!
(CLANG!)

Dot  : (spoken) That wasn't pretty.
Yakko  : But it had to be done.
Baloney: Heh huh huh huh huh! Great song! Heh huh huh huh!
Neato completo yippie!
Wakko  : It's unstoppable!!!
Yakko  : Call in the National Guard!
Dot  : Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!
Baloney: Let's sing it again! I lovey-dovey loved it!
YW+D  : OK!

Yakko  : It's made of solid iron
Dot  : It weighs a ton or two
Wakko  : We know you'd like to meet it
YW+D  : It wants to meet you too!
Baloney: Huh hu--
(CLANG!)

Baloney: (spoken) Yay! Let's do it again!
Yakko  : Now it's gettin' scary.