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GEORGE W. BUSH: If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier . Just so long as I'm the dictator
Well, I'm commander-in-chief
What's your beef?
It's my war, not yours
Gonna take the hill
If a few are killed
We must stay the course
I'm a Nazi cat in my SUV
Just an ape, and you're all freaks
I'm a Nazi cat, I'm a cool monkey
I had to steal the vote
As you all know
I'm the top dog in the land
I call the shots
I'm the chief despot
Fighting for the Fatherland
I'm a Nazi cat in my SUV
Just an ape, and you're all freaks
I'm a Nazi cat, I'm a cool monkey
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb

GEORGE W. BUSH: There are some who, uh, feel like that...you know, the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer's, 'Bring 'em on.'
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb
(Oo oo oo! Ah ah ah!)
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb

GEORGE W. BUSH: I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb

GEORGE W. BUSH: We will not have an all-volunteer army
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb

GEORGE W. BUSH: We will have an all-volunteer army!
(Ba-na-na!)
(Good monkey!)
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb
(Ba-na-na!)
(Good monkey!)

GEORGE W. BUSH: Our enemies are innovative and resourceful. So are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb
(Oo oo oo! Ah ah ah!)
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb

GEORGE W. BUSH: Too many OGBYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country

(Oo oo oo! Ah ah ah!)
Monkey in a suit on the White House lawn
Monkey in a suit with his dunce cap on
Monkey in a suit with a nucular bomb
(Oo oo oo! Ah ah ah!)