Lyrics:

A woman that I know just came from Columbia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said
'No no, no no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door'

A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
She said it was the best in the land
And I said
'No no, no no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door' (Arriba)
Hey come on man, just that one hit man (No, thank you)
Ah come on man, I'll give you a supercharger, man (No thanks)
What's the matter man, don't you wanna have any fun? (Ah, no. I mean yeah but)
Ah hey man, this stuff we'll just blow some in your direction, man (Aw man, no thanks)
Come on, here, have some of this
A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee O'
He smiled because I did not understand
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho
He said it was the best in all the land
And I said
'No no, no no, I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you, please, it only makes me feel queasy
Then it makes it hard to find the door'
'No no, no no, I can't don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door'
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
Then it makes it hard to find the door'